White Bronze

The Troubled Side Of White Products

Consider life without home gadgets.

How would your fiance wash your clothes?

How would your wife do the washing up?

How would your sister feed you?

And how would the house maid clean your home?

Food for thought indeed.

Or rather: poverty, starvation and stark naked reality.

All joking aside, there’s a dark side to white products.

When they are going a paler shade of white and all of a sudden malfunction, falter or flat out die, you could well be a Neanderthal in a cold cavern smacking a few stones together for a spark of light to ignite some dry grass.

I’d imagine it would be a lot like existing in a dystopian amalgam of the Dark Ages (no lights), the Ice Age (no heating), and the Middle Ages (when you positively don’t care about any other person any more – except yourself and your daughter’s girlfriends – and go all in and buy yourself a convertible, move into a studio apartment, and get a hair transplant just so you can now tie somebody else’s hair into a ponytail).

Because the sum total of those ages would certainly have be the ultimate definition of polar limbo.

And if your refrigerator, freezer or AC happens to be on the fritz, you may as well beg you were Hot Tub Time Machined all the way back to the Pleistocene Period – because let me tell you, no amount of additives, Tupperware or MSG will protect you from the dreaded ‘Used By’ date.

That means you’ll have to make some food to survive. But how are you intending to do that without a reliable stove, rangehood or microwave?

I can tell you how. You are going to have to go all neighbourhood Bear Grylls. And fast.

If you aren’t prepared to get your house appliances and white goods fixed, you better start picking up some dry sticks and weeds, sourcing 6 stones, and channeling your inner Scout or Swiss Army Knife.

Because without a working kitchen and washing machine, you might as well set up a bivouac in your bedroom and start an open fire on your terracotta tiles.

It’s actually when you see exactly how much we fall back on electric appliances and take for granted straightforward pieces of state-of-the-art technology that we begin to appreciate a humble cuppa.

Since it would never exist without your kettle.

And the garments you are wearing right now would not be clean and ironed (assuming they’re so) if they were never washed in a washing machine, spun in a dryer and ironed on an ironing board with an iron.

So much for progressing from the Iron Age. Or the Bronze Age, or the Stone Age.

Or Middle Age.

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