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Hey Mormons: Can you give the American voters Romneys military records from the war in Heaven?
We all know that Romney must have been a “Valliant Warrior” in the “War in Heaven” during the “Pre-Existence”. How else could he have been born “White and Delightsome” to an LDS family here on Earth? Heck, he was probably one of the Commanding Generals . Now , America needs a President with valuable military experience like that to get us through our war in Iraq. Could you please ask “The One and Only True Prophet”, Gordon Hinkley, to please release those valuable records to the public? We need to know what battles he fought in. How many medals he won. How many of the “Less Valliant Soldiers” he recommended being born with black skin when they got their chance to be born on Earth. Was Al Sharpton one of THEM ? How about Jesse Jackson? Mormons, this is your chance to show the world the light of the everlasting gospel. Dont miss out. We have General Romney running for president of the USA and we need you badly right now!
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You accually make a good point, most people don’t know how weird the LDS is:
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