Arizona Elongated

how do i get rid of it?

Every single morning i wake up with the biggest erection, and i can never get it to go away! I try taking a shower, but the warm water only made it grow larger and stronger. As i started down this angry god, i took 3 pills of aspirin and hoped for the best. There was not even a dent in the elongated structure. I tried getting dressed for school, but i couldn’t fit into my jeans and am tired of taping it down. The only time it goes down is after lunch time after i drink some nice Arizona Green Tea, but it doesn’t work in the morning. Girls laugh at me and dont want to talk to me because of my new appendage. Please help me, this is a serious problem and is getting in way of my social life.

Erections occur when the brain is stimulated by your imagination or a taste, smell, sight, feeling, etc. Try thinking about a pile of dead mutilated babies and a garbage truck dumping more on top and a crane scooping them up and doing something even more gross than what I’ve already said, to them.

Whatever it is you are dreaming of or who you are thinking about when you wake up is responsible. You need to stop thinking of girls (or guys if you go that way). However if all else fails masterbation is most likely best – once you ejaculate it should go down on its own.

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